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		<title>Charles Spencer: Prince Charles tried to center himself behind Diana&#8217;s casket</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2026 12:09:35 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Embed from Getty Images Friday afternoon, the Daily Mail released their second big chunk of their Swan Song serialization. This section is entirely Charles Spencer’s recollections of Diana’s funeral, from meeting up with then-Prince Charles, Prince Harry, Prince William and Prince Philip, all the way to the burial at Althorp. Spencer would have had every [&#8230;]
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		<title>Mail: Prince Harry &#038; Meghan will re-Sussexit back to Montecito if they don&#8217;t get security</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2026 12:08:56 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In the past week, Prince Harry has done two solo “public engagements” in the UK, one in London and one in Birmingham. These were his first public appearances since moving his family back to the UK. While Harry was well-received at both Invictus events, he did not have royal police protection for either event. He [&#8230;]
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		<title>Charles Spencer: King Charles actually said those &#8216;monstrous&#8217; things about Diana</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2026 12:06:11 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Strange days for royalists, right? They’re now twisting themselves in knots to bash Princess Diana’s brother, the Earl Spencer, for writing down his recollections of Diana and everything that happened around her. The first big headline from Swan Song was Charles Spencer’s recollection of a phone call between himself and then-Prince Charles in the days [&#8230;]
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		<title>Mail: Brad Pitt &#8216;never had a drinking problem, he had an Angelina problem&#8217;</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2026 12:02:17 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Brad Pitt is currently promoting Heart of the Beast, some kind of cheesy adventure movie where his character and a dog survive in the Alaskan wilderness after a plane crash. Last week, the film premiered in Franklin, Tennessee. Brad wore camo and he posed with a dog. It didn’t get a lot of attention, and [&#8230;]
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		<title>&#8220;Joe Rogan claims he&#8217;s been &#8216;left-wing&#8217; this whole time, guys&#8221; links</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2026 16:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Joe Rogan now claims that he’s been left-wing all of his life and he thinks Donald Trump’s supporters are nuts. This dude is a massive liar. [Buzzfeed] Anya Taylor Joy was in Venice for Tiffany &#038; Co. [RCFA] Tom Cruise reveals what he &#038; Taylor Swift talked about at the Chiefs game on Monday. According [&#8230;]
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		<title>Was then-Prince Charles &#8216;in love&#8217; with his valet Michael Fawcett in the 1990s?</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2026 12:35:15 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Daily Mail dropped the first major part of their Swan Song serialization on Thursday &#8211; I covered some highlights yesterday afternoon. Charles Spencer (aka the Earl Spencer) writes in Swan Song about the night Princess Diana died, and the days that followed. He writes about his recollections of Diana’s marriage to then-Prince Charles, and [&#8230;]
<p><a href="https://www.celebitchy.com/997685/was_then-prince_charles_in_love_with_his_valet_michael_fawcett_in_the_1990s/">Source</a></p>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Telegraph: Someone, please spare a thought for Diana&#8217;s silent son, Prince William</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2026 12:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Here are more photos of Prince William and Kate in Rothesay, Scotland on Thursday. William was really Lurch-ing out in Scotland. The man went Full Lurch. Maybe it’s the climate? Anyway, both William and Kate were really forcing themselves to be keen and look keen at every moment, all because they’re convinced that they’re competing [&#8230;]
<p><a href="https://www.celebitchy.com/997673/telegraph_someone_please_spare_a_thought_for_dianas_silent_son_prince_william/">Source</a></p>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Mail: King Charles feels a profound &#8216;anger &#038; disappointment&#8217; at Charles Spencer</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2026 11:50:04 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Charles Spencer]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[Charles Spencer’s Swan Song will be published next Tuesday. Spencer’s masterstroke was selling the serialization rights to the Daily Mail, the outlet which has long been the standard-bearer for unhinged royalist propaganda. Former Mail editors are currently part of Buckingham Palace’s communications team, you know? That’s how important the Mail is for the monarchy &#8211; [&#8230;]
<p><a href="https://www.celebitchy.com/997777/mail_king_charles_feels_a_profound_anger_disappointment_at_charles_spencer/">Source</a></p>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Tom Cruise on being called &#8216;intense&#8217; for decades: &#8216;I don’t know what to say. I am intense&#8217;</title>
		<link>https://www.celebitchy.com/997155/tom_cruise_on_being_called_intense_for_decades_i_dont_know_what_to_say_i_am_intense/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2026 11:45:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Tom Cruise is certainly moving differently this year. What has changed? Does he really want that Oscar for Alejandro G. Iñárritu’s Digger? Or is it something else &#8211; a different kind of comeback, twenty years past the TomKat era, fourteen years past the implosion of TomKat? I do not know. But here’s Tom Cruise on [&#8230;]
<p><a href="https://www.celebitchy.com/997155/tom_cruise_on_being_called_intense_for_decades_i_dont_know_what_to_say_i_am_intense/">Source</a></p>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Prince Charles told Diana that he wasn&#8217;t in love with her the day before their wedding</title>
		<link>https://www.celebitchy.com/997699/prince_charles_told_diana_that_he_wasnt_in_love_with_her_the_day_before_their_wedding/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2026 11:42:54 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, I covered some of the biggest revelations (thus far) from the Mail’s serialization of Charles Spencer’s Swan Song. Then-Prince Charles’ behavior after Princess Diana’s death was extremely weird and thought-provoking. He sounded less like a man mourning the death of the mother of his children and more like a man giddy with his “freedom.” [&#8230;]
<p><a href="https://www.celebitchy.com/997699/prince_charles_told_diana_that_he_wasnt_in_love_with_her_the_day_before_their_wedding/">Source</a></p>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Prince Harry attended the Invictus Spirit Gala &#038; said &#8216;it&#8217;s good to be back on British soil&#8217;</title>
		<link>https://www.celebitchy.com/997661/prince_harry_attended_the_invictus_spirit_gala_said_its_good_to_be_back_on_british_soil/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2026 11:41:45 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Prince Harry stepped out on Thursday evening for the inaugural Invictus Spirit Awards at the Old Royal Naval College in London. The Duchess of Sussex did not join her husband! I’m mad about that. Well, I’m mad about the fact that Meghan is back in her incognito era now that she’s returned to Trauma Blender [&#8230;]
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		<title>Does the Sussexes&#8217; UK return have anything to do with Charles Spencer?</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2026 11:33:40 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Charles Spencer]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[I love a good conspiracy, but I’m failing to see how all of these pieces fit together. Piece #1: The Sussex family rather suddenly decides to move back to Britain in August. Piece #2: Once in Britain, the Sussexes and their team cause absolute mayhem in the British press with a series of briefings, statements [&#8230;]
<p><a href="https://www.celebitchy.com/997631/does_the_sussexes_uk_return_have_anything_to_do_with_charles_spencer/">Source</a></p>]]></description>
		
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