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“Keira Knightley is low-key dressing like Hillary Clinton these days” links

Kaiser — Tue, 03 Nov 2026 17:28:48 +0000

Embed from Getty Images Keira Knightley & Ben Whishaw at the Black Doves S2 premiere! Ben looks so different with a beard. Keira’s (severe) pantsuit is Chanel. It looks like something Hillary Clinton would wear. [JustJared] All of the Saint Laurent looks at the CFDAs. [RCFA] I did not know this lore about Mariah Carey’s […]

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‘Royal aides’ are to blame for King Charles getting drenched in the Caribbean

Kaiser — Tue, 03 Nov 2026 13:55:18 +0000

Queen Camilla arrived in the Caribbean over the weekend, joining her husband after he had flown solo to multiple countries last week. King Charles was famously the most well-traveled Prince of Wales, but as king, you can tell that he no longer travels well, and that all of this takes a real toll on his […]

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Donald Trump promises to pardon Elon Musk & allies if there’s a blue wave

Kaiser — Tue, 03 Nov 2026 13:45:05 +0000

Today is Election Day for the most consequential midterms since… well, the last midterm election. And the midterms before that. And the midterms before that. The midterms matter, and midterm elections can make or break a presidency. This time around, Donald Trump has already broken everything and he’s going to go full-throttle bats–t if and […]

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Prince William & Kate’s PR overhaul is all about NOT being the center of attention

Kaiser — Tue, 03 Nov 2026 13:40:41 +0000

It’s pretty bonkers to watch the Prince and Princess of Wales consistently set the bar in hell, then fail to even meet the most bargain-basement expectations. It’s gotten so normalized with them, their office now does complete rewrites and reimaginings of what were actually painfully awkward events. Well, given that Prince William and Kate are […]

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John Mellencamp admits he’ll be deaf soon but vows to never get hearing aids

Celebitchy — Tue, 03 Nov 2026 13:10:43 +0000

John Mellencamp, 75, and his son, Hud, 32, were on a podcast together called Nepo, Baby! Hud co-founded the Mellencamp Whiskey Company and is obviously benefiting from his family name. John hasn’t had a drink since 1971 and said on the show that he wishes Hud wouldn’t drink either. John still smokes regular cigarettes though, […]

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The Sussexes have moved into a new leased home on their friend’s Cotswolds estate

Kaiser — Tue, 03 Nov 2026 13:00:45 +0000

When the Sussex family moved to the UK in August, there was a lot of reporting about how they were house-hunting like crazy in the Cotswolds. That reporting seemed off the mark – the Sussexes ended up moving into a friend’s estate in the Cotswolds, and they seemed more focused on getting their kids settled […]

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Jobson: Prince William was right to be suspicious of then-Meghan Markle!

Kaiser — Tue, 03 Nov 2026 12:45:01 +0000

The Sunday Times’ haphazard cover-up piece on the Thomas Markle situation was fascinating. The Times managed to have some sympathetic coverage of the Duchess of Sussex while simultaneously platforming some truly nonsensical ass-covering from the Met Police, King Charles and Kensington Palace. As the British media’s forced sympathy for Meghan dissipates, they have to walk […]

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Emmy Rossum is intentionally rocking natural curls after years of straightening her hair

Kismet — Tue, 03 Nov 2026 12:33:30 +0000

I love having curly hair; always have, always will. It’s such a gift! The bounce, the presence, the in it gives me with poodles — curly hair has been a constant source of joy in my life. My only befuddlement has been, why do so many people spend an inordinate amount of time and effort […]

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Mail: We may never identify the bodyguard who gave Duchess Meghan the letter

Kaiser — Tue, 03 Nov 2026 12:30:33 +0000

Over the weekend, the Times published a fascinating piece about Thomas Markle, Roslyn Loveless’s letter and everything around the Duchess of Sussex’s receival of Loveless’s letter. I’d suggest that everyone read that Times piece or my coverage of it, because it was full of new information and the first stages of what will be a […]

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Jessica Alba & her friend dressed up as Nancy Kerrigan & Tonya Harding for Halloween

Kaiser — Tue, 03 Nov 2026 12:25:46 +0000

I’ll hate on Martha Stewart’s crass, out-of-touch Halloween costume all day, every day, but not all Halloween controversies are the same. It looks like they’re trying to cancel Jessica Alba for her Halloween costume too, only I have mixed feelings about this one. This year, Alba and her friend Kelly Sawyer decided to coordinate their […]

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God’s Love We Deliver to Martha Stewart: we are not a homeless charity

Kaiser — Tue, 03 Nov 2026 12:22:39 +0000

On Sunday, it was wild to watch Martha Stewart’s Halloween costume controversy unfold in real time. Martha posted her “costume” on Halloween (Saturday), with a spon-con message about her QVC candles. The spon-con wouldn’t have been so tacky if only Martha had been wearing a normal costume, like a witch or a sexy nurse or […]

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Coca-Cola CEO says they’re not promoting Diet Coke as a ‘fridge cigarette’

Kismet — Tue, 03 Nov 2026 12:13:14 +0000

Gen Z are embracing so-called “grandma hobbies” like sewing, quilting, and knitting. I’m all for that. What I’m not here for, is Gen Z’s embrace of another generations old practice: smoking. Cigarettes are making a pernicious comeback in media and social settings, and the youths indulging in the vice seem woefully naive about the risks […]

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