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		<title>&#8220;Kim Kardashian wore a pink Alaïa at the Singapore Grand Prix&#8221; links</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2026 14:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Kim Kardashian wore a pink Alaïa at the Singapore Grand Prix. The dress is fine, but that scraped-back hairstyle is awful. Kim was supporting her man Lewis Hamilton. [RCFA] Fact sheet on Donald Trump’s new press secretary, Katie Zacharia. [Buzzfeed] Jean Smart officiated Mark Indelicato’s wedding. [Just Jared] My question: did Tom Welling know what [&#8230;]
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		<title>Kelly Clarkson claimed a Brooklyn magic shop treated her poorly: &#8216;You&#8217;re an idiot&#8217;</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2026 11:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[This story kept getting funnier and funnier over the course of the weekend. It all started when Kelly Clarkson “drove all the way to Brooklyn” (her words) to check out a magic/puzzle boutique called Art of Play. I looked at the shop online &#8211; they have high-quality games, puzzles and hand-made items for kids and [&#8230;]
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		<title>Princess Kate took Princess Charlotte on the London subway for the first time</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2026 11:50:03 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[After disappearing for more than a week, the Princess of Wales popped up in Belfast with her husband last Friday. Kate looked tired. Perhaps she was exhausted from pretending to work like a peasant for five minutes at IKEA. Well, there’s no rest for the weary, because Kate pulled another stunt on Saturday. For the [&#8230;]
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		<title>Prince Harry &#038; Meghan will have joint engagements in Nottingham on Thursday</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2026 11:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Sunday Times’ Roya Nikkhah had a big exclusive about the Duke and Duchess of Sussex this weekend. Given the lack of nasty asides about Prince Harry and Meghan, I’m assuming that Roya has been added to Team Sussex’s royal-reporter WhatsApp and that Roya got most of this information straight from Harry and Meghan’s people. [&#8230;]
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		<title>Shane Gillis made a disgusting &#038; misogynistic &#8216;joke&#8217; during his SNL monologue</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2026 11:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Before this weekend, I wouldn’t have been able to pick comedian Shane Gillis out of a lineup. I know he’s been around, I know he’s hosted SNL before, but wow, he’s forgettable. Apparently, he’s known for his “average white guy” humor and for being friendly with right-wing culture warrior types. That came up during his [&#8230;]
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		<title>Duchess Meghan posted a new charity sweatshirt &#038; a video of her kids at a deer park</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2026 11:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Duchess of Sussex posted the above Instagram photo over the weekend &#8211; a lovely shot of Meghan in England, wearing a sweatshirt from Alliance of Moms. The sweatshirt has “It’s the little things” written on it, and it’s being offered through a collaboration between Alliance of Moms, Archewell Philanthropies, Moms Offering More and Alliance [&#8230;]
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		<title>Prince Harry apparently got a six-figure payday for his MasterClass episode</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2026 11:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Of all the manufactured controversies, “Prince Harry got paid for doing something” is never going to move me. Prince Harry got paid for his MasterClass episode, which his office apparently confirmed to various media outlets. And I just… couldn’t care less. Tom Sykes incoherently claimed that Harry is “monetizing grief,” a bizarre claim in big [&#8230;]
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		<title>Scarlett Johansson wore a red Hermès as &#8216;The Exorcist: Martyrs&#8217; trailer came out</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2026 11:22:15 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Here are some photos of Scarlett Johansson at the BFI London Film Festival on Saturday. She attended the premiere of Ray Gunn, an animated noir film directed by Brad Bird. ScarJo voices the femme fatale, obviously. Scarlett kind of phoned it in for the premiere &#8211; her dress is Hermès and I’m absolutely shocked by [&#8230;]
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		<title>Duchess Meghan will expand As Ever into the British market, but jam is banned</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2026 11:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Good news for the Duchess of Sussex’s British fans and supporters: reportedly, Meghan’s As Ever brand will soon expand into the British market. Because of regulations around food, it’s unlikely that British peeps will be able to buy As Ever jam/spread right away, although I’d be willing to bet that there are legal workarounds for [&#8230;]
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		<title>Tobey Maguire officiated his ex-wife Jennifer Meyer&#8217;s wedding to Geoffrey Ogunlesi</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2026 11:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Earlier this year, jewelry designer and heiress Jennifer Meyer welcomed her third child at the age of 49. The father of the child was Jennifer’s fiance Geoffrey Ogunlesi. Once people clocked the situation, they wondered why Jennifer hadn’t remarried, and that brought up the fact that Jennifer was still not technically divorced from Tobey Maguire. [&#8230;]
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		<title>Bill Burr on AI: &#8216;Nobody wants it&#8217; &#038; it&#8217;s weird to be told &#8216;we have to deal with it&#8217;</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2026 11:05:02 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Bill Burr has a supporting role in The Social Reckoning, the “sequel” to The Social Network. According to Rolling Stone, Burr plays one of Facebook’s investors, a guy who is trying to get through to Mark Zuckerberg about how the whistleblower is really going to change the company. I know Burr is a comedy legend, [&#8230;]
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		<title>Prince William &#038; Kate pretended to work at an IKEA, because that&#8217;s hilarious, right?</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 12:08:43 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Here are more photos of the Prince and Princess of Wales in Northern Ireland on Friday. This visit was not announced, but that’s because security issues still exist for the Windsors in Northern Ireland. Which means that all of the “surprise” or unannounced visits to places outside of Northern Ireland are kept quiet for non-security [&#8230;]
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